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⚔️ Westeros IRL: Game of Thrones as Geopolitics

It’s wild: for a decade, everyone devoured shows like Game of Thrones grey morality, backstabbing alliances, fragile empires. Then, when an actual war breaks out, people’s ability to read geopolitics collapses back to… Harry Potter-level good vs evil.

So let’s map today’s world powers onto Westeros houses.


🦁 House Lannister = America

  • Big, rich, loud.
  • Actually broke but pretends to be untouchable.
  • Bullies allies, then acts shocked when loyalty frays.

❄️ House Stark = Europe

  • Noble, “principled,” endlessly loyal.
  • Gets repeatedly wrecked by reality.
  • Somehow still shocked each time.

🌹 House Tyrell = UK

  • Lost the throne ages ago.
  • Keeps trying to stay relevant through “soft power.”
  • Punches above weight, but only in theatre, not war.

🐉 House Targaryen = China

  • Ancient dynasty reborn.
  • Once weak, now surging.
  • Dragons = tech, and there are a lot of them.

☠️ House Greyjoy = Russia

  • Harsh, poor, brutal.
  • Doesn’t share your values, doesn’t want to.
  • Punches way above its apparent weight.

🧟 The White Walkers = Climate Change

  • Terrifying existential threat… in Season 1.
  • Now written out of the narrative because politics prefers palace intrigue.
  • Still out there, still coming.

🔥 The irony: we wanted Game of Thrones politics: murky motives, power games, shifting alliances. Instead, reality hit and most people reached for wands, not swords.