| Armina Rosenberg |
Junior sell-side analyst at a second-tier brokerage; zero public-speaking skills, no track record |
Installed as CIO of a 100 mm AUM “family-office” fund that now markets her as a wunderkind |
Jonathan Rosenberg (prop-trading heir) |
| Georgie Purcell |
Topless waitress / stripper in regional pubs, Only-Fans soft-core account |
Reps a seat in the Victorian Legislative Council for the Animal Justice Party (micro-party financed by her sponsor’s donations) |
Sponsor:Ari Klinger (serial fintech founder), Hubby: Josh Burns |
| Isla Fisher |
B-list Aussie soap actress best known for “Home & Away” |
Hollywood red-carpet regular, co-writes New-York Times op-eds on refugee policy |
Sacha Baron Cohen |
| Nicolette Robinson |
Off-Broadway understudy with no major credits |
Hamilton royalty, duets on Grammy-shortlisted Hanukkah album, Oscar-night performer |
Leslie Odom Jr. |
| Alison Brie |
“Mad Men” bit-part player, podcast side-kick |
Headlines Netflix originals, produces via husband’s development deal |
Dave Franco |
| Karlie Kloss |
Super-model but zero tech or policy credentials |
Guest lecturer at Harvard Business School, covers Vogue as “coding activist,” Kushner-family access to White House circles |
Joshua Kushner |
| Priscilla Chan |
Ordinary paediatrician in a California HMO |
Co-chairs a 40 bn philanthropy with her name on a Harvard biomedical college, TIME 100 list |
Mark Zuckerberg |
| Hannah Bronfman |
Part-time DJ, Instagram influencer |
Raises 20 mm seed for her “wellness” app, sits on the board of her husband’s VC fund |
Brendan Fallis (Sephardi real-estate heir) |
| Molly Yeh |
Juilliard percussionist blogging about bundt cakes |
Food Network series, cookbook franchise, Target cookware line |
Nick Hagen (fifth-generation sugar-beet baron) |
