The Rubber Ceiling: Why Latex has become a ‘War on Women’
While everyday Aussies are checking their bank balances twice just to afford a Christmas ham, and the CSIRO is watching its science funding vanish into thin air, the tax-funded keyboard warriors at the ABC have found a new hill to die on: The price of condoms in China. The libtard elites are framing a potential tax increase on contraceptives as a patriarchal assault on female dignity.
According to the ABC, low-cost condoms are actually a pseudo-patriarchal plot to devalue women. In a display of mental gymnastics that would win gold at the LGBTQ+ Olympics, staff insiders are claiming that affordability is an insult to the gender.
“When you lower the price of a condom, you lower the price of a woman’s dignity,” one producer reportedly claimed. “By making protection accessible, you are essentially telling women that their body’s systems aren’t worth a tax. It’s a war on our values. It turns a sacred barrier into a common commodity, no better than a discount banana.”
The logic, which has been described as “deeply curated,” suggests that expensive condoms acted as a “financial gatekeeper.” The theory posits that high prices ensured only the most fiscally responsible and high-status partners could afford to engage in the reproduction of the species—conveniently ensuring we get more clones of Fmr Prince Andrew & Jewish Bankers than any normal society needs or wants.
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