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🌊 The British weep over losing Hong Kong: the Pearl of the Orient, but the real prize of Empire may have been 🇵🇰 Pakistan. 🇺🇸 (Biden): Were there not an Israel, the US would have to invent Israel. 🇨🇳 Were there not a Pakistan, China would have to invent Pakistan.

🛡️ Geopolitical Corridor
From the Khyber Pass ⛰️ to the Arabian Sea 🌊, Pakistan anchors the one corridor that unites Central Asia, the Middle East, and the Indian Ocean.

For land powers like 🇨🇳 China, it is indispensable the missing link in breaking free from maritime chokeholds like the Malacca Strait 🚢, long dominated by 🇬🇧 British and 🇺🇸 American sea power.

Pakistan’s non-secular Muslim identity, though turbulent, is more cohesive in aligning state and military objectives than India’s fragmented caste-based social structure and rising Hindu nationalist politics.

💎 Underground Wealth

  • Reko Diq ⛏️ — the richest undeveloped copper-gold orebody on Earth.
  • A treasure chest 🪙 of untold trillions in copper and gold, a resource base as strategic as oil 🛢️ itself.
    🔗 Reko Diq article

☢️ The Nuclear Gamechanger (1998)

  • When 🇮🇳 India tested nuclear weapons, it gave 🇵🇰 Pakistan political cover to do the same.
  • That single decision changed the regional balance forever.
  • Nuclear deterrence 💣 meant Pakistan could never be occupied by a foreign power.
  • It forced 🇺🇸 America to treat Islamabad as a sovereign peer, negotiating access to Gwadar Port ⚓ and even Reko Diq ⛏️ on Pakistani terms.

🌐 CPEC & The End of Chokepoints

  • With nuclear sovereignty secured, the China–Pakistan Economic Corridor (CPEC) 🛤️ became politically feasible.
  • Gwadar ⚓ gives Beijing an overland lifeline from Xinjiang 🏔️ to the Persian Gulf 🌊.

🇦🇺 Australia’s Two-Front Foreign Policy Strangulation: Jerusalem in the Indonesian direction, Rudd in Washington

Australia’s diplomacy is being squeezed from two directions.
One noose in the North: Jerusalem’s grip on Muslim Indonesia.
One noose in the East: Kevin Rudd’s standoff with Donald Trump.

1️⃣ The Northern Noose: Jerusalem & Muslim Indonesia

In October 2018, Scott Morrison floated moving the Australian embassy to Jerusalem. Within 72 hours, Indonesia froze the IA-CEPA trade deal.

Frozen overnight:
🥩 575,000 tonnes tariff-free beef
🌾 500,000 tonnes wheat (zero tariffs)
🎓 15,000 student visas
💼 A$9.4b services access

Morrison backed down. Fast forward to 2025 the same playbook:

After the Rothman visa ban, Jakarta warned DFAT:

“Any embassy relocation will trigger review of IA-CEPA and the A$2b education partnership.”

Netanyahu mocked Albanese as “weak” on X. Translation: Jerusalem holds the Indonesian tap.

2️⃣ The Eastern Noose: Rudd & Trump

In December 2023, Kevin Rudd scrubbed his old blog calling Trump a “village idiot.” Too late. Trump told aides: no Albanese meeting while Rudd remains ambassador.

Frozen in Washington:
🛠️ Steel & aluminium tariff exemptions
⚓ AUKUS waivers at the National Security Council
🤝 Albanese’s White House visit

Rudd, the first PM dumped by his own party now risks becoming the first ambassador dumped the same way. 👉 Immovable object vs unstoppable force.

3️⃣ Canberra’s Unforced Errors

🤦 Morrison’s Jerusalem stunt handed Netanyahu leverage through Jakarta.
🤦 Albanese keeping Rudd in DC handed Trump a personal veto.

Both mistakes were avoidable.
Both mistakes are now structural.

Australia is adrift as the only Five Eyes country denied Trump access.

🏚️ When the House of Confidence Cracks. How the Twin Towers of the Liberal Establishment: the Press and the University Are Facing Their Own 9/11 Moment

📰 + 🎓 Two Institutions, One Collapse

For decades, we grew up with two quiet assumptions:

  1. The newsroom was a watchdog.
  2. The university was an engine of opportunity.

Think of them as the “twin towers” of the liberal establishment. Both were supposed to stand tall, projecting authority and stability. Today, in 2025, both towers are listing dangerously. Newsrooms bleed billions. Universities post deficits that would have been unthinkable just ten years ago.

“The twin towers of public trust are crumbling, and we are left to wonder what will rise in their place.”


📊 A Landscape of Deficits

UK Press – operating losses, 2023–24

  • Daily Mail Group: –£44 m
  • Channel 4: record losses on falling ad revenue
  • The Guardian: multimillion-pound shortfall, voluntary buy-outs
  • The Telegraph: –£245 m (questionable loans)
  • ITV: pre-tax profit down 60%
  • Sky UK: –£224 m

US Universities – operating deficits, 2023–24

  • University of Chicago: –$239 m
  • University of Arizona: –$177 m
  • Penn State system: –$140 m
  • SUNY (all campuses): –$400 m
  • University of Wisconsin: –$145 m
  • Connecticut State Colleges: –$70 m

👉 These are not outliers. They are the landmarks.

💸 Where the Money Went

Journalism:

  • Classified ads migrated to Google and Facebook.
  • Retail advertising moved to Amazon.
  • Newsrooms pivoted to celebrity gossip and viral outrage.
  • Volume couldn’t replace lost revenue.

Universities:

  • Tuition soared for 20 years.
  • Square meters skyrocketed faster: luxury dorms, athletics centers, administrative palaces.
  • Chinese students: once the golden goose of higher education, now disappearing fast

🧾 Both sectors bet on a single revenue stream and assumed endless growth. The market disagreed.

The natural reaction is to ask how elite University stewards of finance could fail at balancing revenues and expenses.
The short answer is that they believed a story, in this case, that raising education prices would always increase revenue and that any drop in domestic applicants could be offset by international students who pay full freight. Both assumptions turned out to be fragile.

⚖️ The Choice in Front of Us

For fifty years, these towers held a “license” of trust:

  • The press could speak with authority.
  • The university could certify with authority.

The reckoning now underway may hurt cherished institutions, but it also offers an overdue correction that rewards transparency and genuine civic outcomes

🪖 The West’s Indian Dilemma: Manpower Without Power

India fields one of the world’s largest armies: 1.45 million troops, bigger than the US, France, or the UK. But size doesn’t automatically translate into power projection.


📊 Numbers in Context

  • 🇮🇳 India – 1,455,550 | Independent
  • 🇺🇸 US – 1,328,000 | NATO
  • 🇰🇷 South Korea – 500,000 | US Ally
  • 🇹🇭 Thailand – 360,850 | US Ally
  • 🇹🇷 Turkey – 355,200 | NATO
  • 🇯🇵 Japan – 247,150 | US Ally
  • 🇵🇱 Poland – 202,100 | NATO
  • 🇫🇷 France – 200,000 | NATO
  • 🇬🇧 UK – 184,860 | NATO
  • 🇩🇪 Germany – 181,600 | NATO

Only China surpasses India in manpower. But India lacks NATO-style support and the financial depth to modernize at scale.

🇮🇳 Indian Soldier in the Tibetan Highlands (Siachen Glacier / Xizang)

  • Annual Maintenance Cost: ~₹10 lakh (~$12,000 USD) per soldier
  • Rotation: One brigade (5,000 men) serves 4 months, so three brigades are needed for year-round presence
    • Bottom-up estimate: ~$229M/year (pay + kit)
    • Full operational cost (airlift, logistics, infrastructure): $600–900M/year
  • Kit & Gear: 55 items per soldier, ~20 imported; one set costs ~₹1 lakh (~$1,200)
  • Siachen Allowance: ₹14,000/month (~$170)
  • Logistical Burden: Supplying a single roti (bread) costs ~₹200 (~$2.40) at Siachen

❌ Strategic Limits

  • Mountain deployments are logistically crushing and financially draining.
  • Operations in Kashmir and Tibet alone require foreign remittances of ~$100 bn from the West annually to sustain.

MasterChef vs. the Suburban Food Court: Who Really Defines Australian Taste buds?

🍲 The Shock Stat

  • Rotating kebab spits, bain-marie trays of sweet-and-sour chicken 🍗, steaming Vietnamese phở 🍜, and souvlaki wraps 🥙 fill every suburban food court.
  • Yet in 16 seasons of MasterChef Australia:
    • 0 winners from Greek or Vietnamese backgrounds
    • Only 1 Italian runner-up (Laura Cassai, S6) & 1 Lebanese winner (Larissa Takchi, S11)
  • The cooks Australians actually eat from daily counters rarely match the faces on TV.

📊 Scoreboard vs. Strip-Mall

Mall StapleMasterChef CounterpartSeasons Represented
Vietnamese phở 🍜0 winners / 0 runners-upnone
Greek souvlaki 🥙0 winners / 0 runners-upnone
Lebanese charcoal chicken 🍗1 winner (Larissa Takchi, S11)1/16
Italian pizza/pasta 🍕1 runner-up (Laura Cassai, S6)1/32
Chinese sweet-and-sour chicken 🥡0 winners / 0 runners-upnone
Anglo-American steak, roasts & burgers 🍔11 winners (Julie, Kate, Andy, Emma, Brent, Billie, Elena, Diana, Emelia, Justin, Brent Draper, Nat)11/16

🍜 What It Means for the Way We Eat

  • Every $11 phở bowl and $9 Halal plate trains Australians’ taste buds toward Vietnamese and Greek flavours.
  • Yet cultural gatekeepers remain elsewhere. Until MasterChef aligns casting, judging, and storytelling with real-world food halls, it risks becoming a glossy museum of cuisines Australians already love.

The Australian Masterchef Winners

WinnerRunner-upWinnerRunner-up
Julie Goodwin (S1, Anglo)Poh Ling Yeow (S1, Chinese-Malaysian)Adam Liaw (S2, Japanese-Chinese)Callum Hann (S2, Anglo)
Kate Bracks (S3, Anglo)Michael Weldon (S3, Anglo)Andy Allen (S4, Anglo)Julia Taylor & Audra Morrice (S4, Anglo & Sri Lankan)
Emma Dean (S5, Anglo)Lynton Tapp & Samira El Khafir (S5, Indigenous & Egyptian)Brent Owens (S6, Anglo)Laura Cassai (S6, Italian)
Billie McKay (S7, Anglo)Georgia Barnes (S7, Anglo)Elena Duggan (S8, Anglo)Matt Sinclair (S8, Anglo)
Diana Chan (S9, Chinese-Malaysian)Ben Ungermann (S9, Anglo)Sashi Cheliah (S10, Singaporean-Indian)Ben Borsht (S10, Anglo)
Larissa Takchi (S11, Lebanese)Tessa Boersma (S11, Anglo)Emelia Jackson (S12, Anglo)Laura Sharrad (S12, Italian)
Justin Narayan (S13, Fijian-Indian)Pete Campbell (S13, Anglo)Billie McKay (S14, Anglo)Sarah Todd (S14, Anglo)
Brent Draper (S15, Anglo)Rhiannon Anderson (S15, Anglo)Nat Thaipun (S16, Thai)Josh Perry (S16, Anglo)

🍳 MasterChef Australia, 16 Seasons, 300 Contestants & the Restaurant Reality Check. Grit matters more than Fame in Australia’s cutthroat Food Industry.

📊 The Numbers First

  • 16 seasons = ≈ 300 contestants (18–25 per year)
  • General-public 3-year restaurant survival (Australia): ≈ 40 % ⚖️
  • MasterChef alumni 3-year survival: ≈ 33 % (5 out of 15 known ventures passed the 3-year mark) 📉

In short: fame opens doors, but most still don’t last beyond three years.

🏆 Hall-of-Fame: Still Thriving

These ventures have passed the 3-year mark or are clearly cash-flow positive:

  • Sashi CheliahGaja (Adelaide) & Pandan Club (Singapore) 🌏
  • Andy AllenThree Blue Ducks (Chef’s Hat, Sydney) 🦆
  • Laura SharradNido & Fugazzi (Adelaide) 🍝
  • Callum HannLou’s Place, Olive, Roma (three venues, SA) 🍷
  • Sarah ToddAntares (Goa) – The Wine Rack (Mumbai) closed 2022, but Goa flagship survives 🌴
Name CollapseFallout
George Calombaris (Judge, not contestant)Feb 2020 – Made Establishment empire (8 venues) enters voluntary administration after $7.8 m underpayment scandal 💸Only Gazi & Hellenic Republic (Kew) reopen under new owners
Reynold Poernomo (S7 & S12)2024 – KOI Melbourne (administration) & Monkey’s Corner (liquidation) 💥$2 m+ in combined debts

💀 The Closure Parade (post-COVID)

A non-exhaustive list of pandemic-era casualties:

  • Ben Ungermann – Ben & Jerry’s franchises, closed 2023 🍦
  • Amina ElshafeiNourish & Spice (Sydney), closed 2022 🌶️
  • Emma DeanEmma Dean’s Kitchen, closed 2019 🍳
  • Brent OwensBeastmode Burgers food-truck & pop-up Brent’s, closed 2019 🍔
  • Khanh OngCô Thành, closed 2023 🥢
  • Billie McKayThe Cellar pop-up, closed 2024 🍷
  • Tessa BoersmaTessa’s (Perth), closed 2024 🥗
  • Simon TooheyVegan On The Go, closed 2022 🌱

💡 Masterchef Alumni = the Slight Edge?

  1. Built-in marketing – 1–2 million viewers per episode 📺
  2. Cash & connections – prize money, investor offers, judge mentorship 💰
  3. Diversified income – cookbooks 📚, classes 🍳, brand deals 🛍️ cushion losses

Yet rent, labour shortages, and supply shocks hit them just the same ⚡.

Colonial Dream Posts: The Top Destinations for the British Empire’s Governors and Officers 🌍✨

1. India: The “Heaven-Born” Service 🇮🇳

Salary: £4,000/year by the 1920s, tax-free, plus a staff of forty
Perks: Month-long cold-weather leave in the Nilgiris, tiger shoots with maharajas, and the possibility of a knighthood or even a marble statue in Calcutta’s Maidan
Vibe check: Philip Mason, ICS, described the first view of Simla’s cedar ridges as stepping into an oil painting commissioned by God and finished by Kipling


2. Ceylon (Sri Lanka): The Island 🌴

Climate: 75°F year-round, low malaria risk
Money: Plantation allowances from cinnamon, tea, and rubber profits could double an official’s salary
Social life: Galle Face Hotel Saturday dances, barefoot waltzing in the sea breeze
Quote: Sir Robert Brownrigg, Governor 1812–20, called it the only colony where a man may govern in white linen from morning to night without once perspiring


3. Singapore & Federated Malay States 🌊

Why it mattered: Singapore was the empire’s hinge; a cable home took twelve days not twelve weeks
Bonus: The Sultan of Johor kept a private yacht on permanent standby for colonial weekends
Retirement hack: Buy a rubber estate and live off the 1920s pound-a-pound boom


4. Hong Kong 🏙️

Status: Cosmopolitan swagger, Victoria Harbour by dusk, jazz at the Peninsula Hotel
Money: The opium monopoly alone funded 40% of government revenue; senior officials skimmed personal allowances on top
Warning: Summer humidity could kill, but typhoon parties made legends

5. Mauritius & Seychelles 🐠

The quiet prize: Perfect for convalescence or if you had fallen politically out of favor, nobody minded
Pastimes: Deep-sea marlin fishing, palm-fringed beach bungalows, vanilla crème brûlée at Government House dinners


6. Kenya Colony 🦁

Why elite loved it: 1,000-acre settler farms, polo at 6,000 ft, and the Happy Valley set trading gossip faster than the telegraph
Governor’s digs: Government House, Nairobi, rose gardens, a mini-Ascot race-track, staff in white kanzus
Caveat: Lion attacks on the lawn were a résumé item


7. Southern Rhodesia (Sth Africa) 🏞️

Appeal: Dry, malaria-free highveld, an English June that lasts all year
Career hack: Second-class clerks could buy cattle ranches on civil-service credit and retire at 45


8. The Caribbean Fringe (Jamaica & Bahamas) 🍹

Posh exile: For younger sons who needed to look busy but preferred rum sours to paperwork
Perk: A Royal Mail steamer to Manhattan every fortnight, perfect for Christmas shopping at Tiffany’s

The Data Behind the List📜

No colonial office happiness survey existed. This ranking comes from:

  • Pay & leave tables: Colonial Office List 1890–1939
  • Memoirs: Mason’s The Men Who Ruled India, Elspeth Huxley’s The Flame Trees of Thika, Sir Hugh Clifford’s private letters
  • Telegram traffic: Request transfer to Mauritius, climate imperative appears 17 times in CO archives 1919–1927

⚖️ Perth “Common Law Court” Sentences Scott Morrison to 30 Years imprisonment for offences linked to Australia’s COVID-19 response

A “Common Law Court” convened by the Sovereign Peoples Assembly of Western Australia (SPAWA) has announced the conviction of former prime minister Scott Morrison, sentencing him to 30 years.
📜 Assembly documents and video recordings of the proceedings are as follows:
🏛️ Proceedings: The trial was held inside a suburban Perth hall, registered by SPAWA as a “People’s Court.” A 12-member jury heard evidence over two days.

⚔️ Charges

The indictment, a 47-page document, set out three principal counts:

  1. “Crimes against humanity through unlawful lockdown directives”
    👉 Prosecution argued that emergency declarations, signed or endorsed by Morrison, violated “natural law” and the Nuremberg Code by restricting freedom of movement.
  2. “Conspiracy to administer experimental medical interventions”
    👉 Witnesses claimed the national COVID-19 vaccine rollout amounted to an “unapproved medical experiment.”
  3. “Impersonation of a public servant”
    👉 SPAWA contended that Morrison acted without authority from the “true sovereign people,” rendering his prime ministership illegitimate.

📂 Evidence

Evidence presented included:

  • Sworn statements from six SPAWA members
  • Video excerpts from parliamentary press conferences
  • Printouts of federal health orders

⚖️ Verdict & Sentence

After 43 minutes of deliberation, the jury delivered unanimous guilty verdicts on all three counts. 📝 The court imposed a 30-year custodial sentence, citing:

“Aggravating harm to the Australian populace.”

🔥 Julie Bishop and the Morrison Playbook: Is ANU Heading the Way of the Liberal Party?

Critics argue Julie Bishop is doing to the ANU what Scott Morrison did to the Liberal Party: eroding a once-formidable brand from within.

Morrison hollowed out the Liberals until little remained beyond the pursuit of power. Bishop’s detractors fear the ANU is now being hollowed out too, reduced to titles and ceremonies while its academic core slips away.

🏛️ Striking Parallels

Both leaders arrived with prestigious résumés. Critics say both blurred personal brand management with institutional stewardship.

  • Morrison faced allegations of secrecy, stacked boards, and dismissal of dissent.
  • At ANU, Bishop has been criticised over governance controversies, including claims of staff surveillance and limited transparency.

The results, observers note, look alike:

  • Liberals lost moderates to the teals.
  • ANU risks losing talent to Melbourne, Singapore, and the private sector.

⚖️ Senate Testimony

On 12 August 2025, at a Senate inquiry, demographer Dr Liz Allen alleged Bishop subjected her to a two-hour ambush, blocked her from leaving, and left her in despair an ordeal she linked to a miscarriage.

Vice-Chancellor Genevieve Bell was absent, citing illness, while regulators confirmed a governance probe.

📉 The Rankings Slide

ANU’s THE standing has fallen during Bishop’s term:

YearTHE World RankingNature Index (Australia rank)
2020503rd
2025736th

🚨 A Cautionary Parallel

Morrison left the Liberal Party electorally stranded and philosophically adrift. Critics fear Bishop may leave ANU academically weakened and intellectually adrift.

🌏 The “Little” Aussie Insurance-Compo-Factory that could. How a suburban “no win, no fee” firm expanded across 4 countries, 3 continents, and 100+ staff, raising questions about whether the model drives efficiency, or just more paperwork.

🏢 Level 19, 239 George Street, Brisbane still lists Littles Lawyers – Australian Injury Specialists.
What the brass plate doesn’t say: the real engine room is 6,000 km away in a glass tower in Manila’s Makati district, where 50 Filipino graduates pore over CT scans and WorkCover uploads.

Another 20 staff in Skopje, North Macedonia chase ambulances by email. A 10-person cell in Hanoi, Vietnam fields after-hours calls from Vietnamese-speaking claimants in Sydney’s south-west.

These are not foreign branches practicing local law. They are offshore cost centres built to churn through paperwork from Australia’s “no win, no fee” machine. The work exists because the system exists; the system exists because the work is lucrative.

🏭 1. A Factory with No Smokestacks

The personal-injury sector now runs on volume economics: one firm can hold 5,000+ open files, each demanding:

🗂 Document review – radiology disks, GP notes, police reports
📍 Manila (Philippines) – Level 9, 142 Amorsolo Street, Makati City — Littles Lawyers

💳 Medical billing audits – coding physio invoices to tariff
📍 Cebu (Philippines) – 6th Floor, AIM Realty Building, Pope John Paul II Ave., Brgy. Kasambagan, Cebu City, Cebu PH 6000 — Littles Lawyers

📤 Portal uploads – WorkCover NSW, TAC, CTP QLD log-ins
📍 Skopje (North Macedonia) – Vasil Gjorgov 21, Skopje 1000 — Littles Lawyers

24/7 client hotlines – Vietnamese & Spanish support
📍 Hanoi (Vietnam) – 51 Phan Bội Châu Street, Cửa Nam, Hoàn Kiếm, Hà Nội 100000 — Littles Lawyers
📍 Ho Chi Minh City (Vietnam) – 1Bis Pham Ngoc Thach Street, Ben Nghe Ward, District 1 — Littles Lawyers

Manila wages start at ₱25,000 (A$650) per month—about one-tenth of a Sydney paralegal. Zoom replaces the commute; cloud drives replace filing rooms.

💰 2. Who Captures the Value?

  • Insurers absorb higher legal costs via settlements
  • Premiums rise to cover it
  • 12–14¢ of every CTP dollar now leaks offshore (Insurance Council of Australia)

This isn’t building hospitals or safer roads, it’s monetising administrative friction.


📉 3. The Ghost GDP

A car built in Thailand still counts in Australia’s import stats.
A legal settlement letter from Manila? No GDP boost.
The offshore office isn’t exporting Philippine know-how it’s importing Australian inefficiency.


🤐 4. The Political Silence

Reforms like:

  • NSW CTP overhaul (2017)
  • Victoria class-action shake-up (2021)
  • Federal litigation-funding inquiry (2023)

…all focused on capping fees or funder rules never on why a soft-tissue claim still needs 4 signatures, 3 medical reports and 3 countries.

🎭 Jim Chalmers’ Goldfish Bowl: The Productivity Summit

Australia’s economic “big idea” moment has arrived: the Productivity Summit. A stage full of business leaders, unions, and policy wonks will gather under bright lights to talk reform.

📜 The Untouchables

Here’s what won’t even make it to the stage:

  • ❌ Negative gearing
  • ❌ Capital gains tax concessions
  • ❌ Restrictions on foreign property buyers
  • ❌ Any meaningful superannuation reform

🏛 Politics in Stasis

  • Labor: dominant in parliament but too timid to use it.
  • Liberals: reduced to shouting “don’t do that.”
  • Unions: pushing for a four-day week without wage cuts.
  • Business: demanding “flexibility,” code for lower wages and taxes.

The result? Gridlock. Reform is paralysed before it begins.


📉 The Economy on Repeat

Productivity has flatlined since 2016.

  • 🏠 Property dominates: 80% of bank lending flows into housing.
  • 💰 Winners: banks, investors, shareholders.
  • 👷 Losers: wage earners, small business, first-home buyers.

The Reserve Bank has already warned of a lower standard of living ahead. GDP growth capped at 2%. And yet the money keeps circling safely in houses and shares because why risk building something new when speculation is rewarded?

💸 The Rorts That Rule

🔄 Share buybacks – Profits used to pump up share prices and executive bonuses, not jobs or innovation.
🏠 Airbnb loopholes – About $5B a year lost through tax deductions while rental supply dries up.🌏 Foreign capital flood – Singapore taxes foreign buyers at 60%. Australia? Red carpet treatment.
📉 Negative gearing & CGT – Subsidies that fuel debt, inflate prices, and lock wealth with the already rich.

These policies tilt the system towards speculation, not productivity. It’s easier and far more profitable to buy your fifth investment property than to start a business, hire staff, or invest in growth.


🎬 The Real Script

The summit will talk about productivity. The government will issue statements about productivity. But without tackling the rorts, the subsidies, and the stranglehold of vested interests, productivity won’t budge.

✈️ Jetstar’s First-Ever Brisbane → Rarotonga: Turtles & Treasure Tour

🛫 First-ever direct flights from Australia to the Cook Islands launching May 2026, 3x weekly aboard the eco-friendly A321neo LR with extra legroom for your guilt
💰 Fares from AUD 249 one-way — basically the price of a Melbourne coffee with oat milk foam. Over 50,000 seats per year to keep the Cook Islands’ tourism humming whether turtles approve or not
🐢 On arrival — snorkel with innocent turtles, sip coconuts, and maybe hear the faint hum of seabed drills below


🌊 Meanwhile, Down in the Cook Islands’ EEZ

🦈 China has signed a Comprehensive Strategic Partnership 2025–2030 that goes far beyond beachside photo ops. The deal covers:

  • Seabed mineral research — mapping cobalt, nickel, rare earths, and polymetallic nodules across vast tracts of the EEZ
  • Education initiatives — train local scientists, includes high-tech survey methods, robotic drilling, and extraction protocols
  • Capacity building — workshops and joint expeditions, giving Chinese teams privileged access to seabed resources while fostering long-term co-operation